Deal-breakers.

What is a deal-breaker?

A deal breaker is ‘the catch’ that a particular individual cannot overlook and ultimately outweighs any redeeming quality the individual may possess.
or
An issue within a relationship that constitutes one partner breaking up with the other. Note that they do not need to be a “good” reason by society’s standards, but are specific and individual to each relationship.

Funny deal-breakers :p

  • I can’t be with someone who’s not flexible.

  • I can’t be with someone whose jeans are tighter than mine

  • I can’t be with someone who is tanner than i am

  • I can’t be with someone who takes longer to get ready than I do.

  • I can’t be with someone whose abs are airbrushed on

  • I cant be with someone who asks to borrow my chapstick

  • I can’t be with someone who looks like Edward Cullen

  • I cant be with a girl who has  an Adam’s apple

  • I cant be with someone who has a uni-brow

  • I can’t be with someone who wants to enact star wars in the bedroom

  • I can’t be with someone who refers to himself in 3rd person

  • I can’t be with someone who wears fluorescent colours in any form

  • I can’t be with someone who refers to a woman as shorty

2 thoughts on “Deal-breakers.

  1. nikita says:

    Luv the edward cullen & the Shorty one.

    & thaks 4 all the diff deal breakers now we wont have to think of nice ways of saying i jus dont like u anymore……phew
    lol

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